War! The Binance Smart Chain is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Rug Lord, DarthDoge. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish shitcoin leader, Shib Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Doge, leader of the Galactic Crypto Senate. As the Separatist Shitcoin Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Doge's lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor.